What is it with these people? I don't have a TV that can receive their shite. I don't want to pay them £12 a month for that shite, that I don't receive.
"Dear Mr Olley
Thank you for contacting us.
Our records show that the name on the TV Licence you have enquired about is not yours. I am unable to inform a third party of the details concerning a particular person or address, as this would be in breach of the Data Protection Act.
Under the circumstances please ask the licence holder to contact us.
Yours sincerely
Sally
TV Licensing"
"Dear Sally
You're happy to take my fucking money, yet aren't willing to talk to me about it. You parasites are examples of what's wrong with this shithole of a country.
I woudn't mind, but I consciously do not spend any of my free time watching the mindless, worthless shite that is 'tv' because being patronised by left wing fucking idiots is not my preferred pastime.
For your information, I will use part of what is my one day off, to visit my bank and let them know to cut off my funding contribution to your nasty little nazi-on-a-stick empire, seeming you shower of cunts are unable to execute (good choice of word, considering the analogy- you wouldn't have got it had I not pointed it out) a simple but important request.
On a personal level, I'm sure you'll enjoy forwarding this message around the office in a sort of "let's laugh at this guy" kind of way. Let's at this point bear in mind you're the one who's the email jockey having to send out mindless, automated replies to people in response to the seemingly endless fuckwittery that is the tv licencing system.
I hope you feel a valued employee.
Have a nice day.
Dan"
Fuckers.
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